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The exorcism of Miss Bum Bum!

Model who's bum exploded finds god

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Have you heard the saying "the truth is stranger than fiction"? Here is the story of the exorcism of Miss Bum Bum model Andressa Urach.

WARNING: 1 GRAPHIC PHOTO BELOW - DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Did you hear the story of the Miss Bum Bum who's bum exploded? No? You think it's a joke? Think again and read on...

Andressa Urach is a former escort, model and contestant in the now famed Miss Bum Bum contest in Brazil. Life was good for her and she was making a ton of money and became a household name in Brazil. She also became addicted to cosmetic surgery and bum fillers. Public nudity was one way she found fame and there was supposedly an affair with none other than Cristiano Ronaldo too. The 29 year old became a massive sex symbol and all was going famously well until.... wait for it... her fillers exploded and got infected.

She said she found god and changed her life whilst she was in an induced coma in hospital. Fast-forward to now. Andressa Urach is now a woman of god and performs exorcism on the masses. Yes, she has sold her body and even admits to sleeping with as many as seven men in one day but now Andressa is out there to root out the devil and make people believe in god. She even hopes to meet Cristiano Ronaldo again and this time show him a different sort of heaven.


Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum

Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum

Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum

Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum


Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum

WARNING NEXT PHOTO IS A REAL COME DOWN AS IT IS ANDRESSA URACH IN HOSPITAL FOLLOWING THE EXPLOSION AND INFECTION OF HER BUM AND LEG FILLERS...




Andressa Urach Miss Bum Bum

Andressa Urach now, showing the way of god to the masses



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